3rd Degree Burn : to ease our dinner gently
off and back onto the table and then off again...
Tickets £12 in Advance Only, please contact the
door whore to arrange payment for this extravagant
event...
…where you will be titillated by a three-course meal that is not
only delicious and nutritious but also gets up and does a turn for
your obvious and highly anticipated delight. Quite correctly - a Dinner
that Dances. Tickets are limited to this most sumptuous and artistic
event, and so please respond forthwith to avoid disappointment. The
price of £12 includes entry and entertainment, dinner and dance.